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Soapy Joe’s Laundry Service Discontinued, Students Outraged

by Caroline Langella Soapy Joe’s Laundry Service, the “most trusted name in garment care,” recently announced plans to move their

by The History Channel LOS ANGELES — Practically overnight, almost every fountain at the USC campus has been entirely fenced

The Sack interviews Dr. Bud Heineken, who is redesigning the notorious AlcoholEdu system to meet the needs of the 21st

What is the one thing missing from USC’s Row? Perhaps, a talking ostrich. The Sack of Troy presents its newest

by Staff Above: Two members of the Trojan Family about to commit incestuous acts CAREER CENTER — For years, the

by Andy Gause THE ROW– In a saddening event for the University, the International Criminal Court has charged Phil Bernstein, a

by Staff Chloe Hooter, a freshman hunting/gathering major from New York’s wealthy Upper East Side, first became suspicious when the

by Axel Hellman Fed up with the University’s unwillingness to grant any concessions in the service workers’ contract, which currently

by Jack Koppa Q: I’ve heard about something called “Heartbleed”, but I have no idea what it is. Help? A: