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USC Hires Elderly Curmudgeons To Better Yell At Students On Trousdale

by Andy Gause In an attempt to increase safety along Trousdale Parkway, USC recently hired a dozen crusty curmudgeons to

by Joseph Grazier WASHINGTON DC– It’s no great secret in 2014 that America has a drug problem: overdose deaths are

by Staff UN aid will soon reac the cramped encampment of refugees that have taken up residence in USC’s Leavey

by Staff While this week’s rain storms forced many USC students to skip class and stay home altogether, hundreds of

by Morgan Greenwald This Thursday, USC held its annual Conquest bonfire and concert featuring Big Boi, better known as the

by Andy Gause Trent Molina, a mixology Senior, woke up flabbergasted to find the world had not come to a

by Staff Photo editing by Jack Koppa In its long history as the University of Southern California’s newspaper of record,

by Andy Gause Dale Feng, a junior architecture major, recently reported lying in his bed and shutting his eyelid for

by Staff After spending 27 hours in a row gluing pieces of cardboard together to form an abstract polygon, architecture

Photoshop by Hallie Martin Editor’s Note: This article was first printed in Curious Troy, a satirical publication that operated from