Roommate Worried Refrigerator Notes Not Passive Aggressive Enough
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jessica Tang USC — Walking into the kitchen of her apartment, local roommate Jenny Yang reportedly felt worried that
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In An Effort to Grow Its Base, KKK Announces Diversity Outreach Program
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Alan Smithee HARRISON, AR — With the number of white supremacists declining in the United States, the Klu Klux Klan
Read moreDue to Typo, Porn Star Jamie XXX Performs at Springfest
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Staff USC — Due to a typo, 2016’s Springfest was headlined by adult film star Jamie XXX, in place
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Millennial Comes Out as Hillary Supporter, Friends Just Wish He Was Gay
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Mark Lee USC — In the safe space of his dormroom, freshman Gabe Colton sat his closest friends down
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USC to Expand Ties In Middle East With ISIS Study Abroad Program
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chad Lonski USC — The USC Office of Study Abroad Programs announced new plans last week to expand ties
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Student Stumps GreenPeace Representative by Asking a Follow-Up Question About Child Trafficking
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Suarez TROUSDALE PARKWAY — On a seemingly normal day, GreenPeace volunteer Scott Hunter had his entire world turned
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Jet Engine Inexplicably Hoisted Over Jefferson/McClintock Intersection
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Dan Giles USC — The perpetual construction work in and around the intersection of Jefferson Boulevard and McClintock Avenue
Read moreNeil deGrasse Tyson Rides Jet Ski Off Edge of Earth
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kirby N. Jorgensen LEFT EDGE OF EARTH — Last month Dr. B.O.B. published his findings proving the planet is
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Student Uses Tinder To Find Hispanic Boys To Do Her Spanish Homework
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Saloni Verma USC — Claire Sharpe has always believed that the language requirement implemented by USC was “cruel and
Read moreTrump Launches Campaign to Change the Name of El Niño to ‘The Boy’
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Suarez ‘MERICA — Recently, we’ve been seeing the effects of the weather pattern El Niño here in sunny
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