Staff

Students Asked Not To Imagine Commencement As It Could Incite Violence

By Staff LOS ANGELES, CA – With commencement now canceled, USC has asked that students stop engaging in imagining what

By Izzy Ster and Bill Rockas Glitz! Glamour! Whites! Sack of Troy has all the accurate predictions made for the

By Staff It was reported that USC tuition will rise by 5%. While USC students may be concerned, The Sack

By Staff The publication of a new book by Dr. David Agus, the media-friendly USC oncologist who leads the Lawrence

Happy Halloween! The only thing spookier than ghosts, never finding love and the innate morality of human existence is a

By Staff LOS ANGELES, CA – Egads! The teeny tiny fellers who hide beneath the Doheny bookstacks have been shot,

By Staff Queen Elizabeth of England died at age 96 last week, and it’s times like these when I wonder

By Mia Young and Preston Long LONDON, ENGLAND — In a shocking display of cruel, capitalistic inhumanity, area old woman

May 4, 2022May 5, 2022 Staff

Our journalists at The Sack of Troy obtained leaked documents from the Met Gala, and based on the principle of