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Move Over “Severance”! Apple TV Premieres New Hit Show “Get Out with White People”

May 3, 2025May 3, 2025 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer THE SUNKEN PLACE — Following the success of Severance, Apple TV just straight-up made a show called

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USC Names Bully Who Stole Your Lunch Money as New Head of Student Dining

April 23, 2025May 3, 2025 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer  LOS ANGELES — Fight on Trojans! USC has named Joey “The Booger” Santonelli, better known as the

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Racist Caricature Reposted By Elon Musk on X Nominated For 13 Academy Awards

February 28, 2025March 8, 2025 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer  LOS ANGELES — Emilia Pérez was nominated for 13 Academy Awards earlier this week, including Best Picture.

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Trump Wins, Vance Still A Loser

November 14, 2024November 21, 2024 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer  UNITED STATES — Although the presidential election has been called for Donald Trump, the American people unanimously

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