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Paramedics Arrive Too Late to Revive UV

September 19, 2014December 13, 2015 Rob Smat

by Rob Smat   W. JEFFERSON BOULEVARD — It was only a matter of weeks, but unfortunately, every second mattered

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U2 Graciously Donates Free Album to Help Small Tech Company

September 10, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat CUPERTINO, CA — The popular Irish rock band U2, known for their philanthropic exploits and world fame

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Sack Reviews: Guardians of the Galaxy

September 1, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat reviews

by Rob Smat  Just when we didn’t think Marvel could do any better, they shock us yet again. Besides the

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USC Attempts to Secure Its Own Ebola Patient

August 30, 2014January 23, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat  USC, LOS ANGELES — This past month, two patients with Ebola were rushed to the Emory University

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Parkside RA Warns Residents about “Bad Part of Town”

June 8, 2014June 19, 2020 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat PARKSIDE ARTS AND HUMANITIES– In a weekly floor meeting, Parkside RA Kenneth Bickle alerted his residents to

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Daily Trojan Issues Desperate Plea to FIND AL

May 4, 2014June 19, 2020 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat DAILY TROJAN OFFICE — Thursday’s issue of the Daily Trojan alarmed students campuswide, as the headline featured

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Coachella Weekend 2 Cancelled

April 17, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat INDIO, CA — In a stunning move, Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival management announced today that

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Reasons Behind the Closure of UV’s Flagship Theatre

April 7, 2014June 19, 2020 Rob Smat articles

by Robert Smat UNIVERSITY VILLAGE –On routine strolls through USC’s University Village over the past few weeks, many students have

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College Local 

One Week After Spring Break, Starting Conversations Impossible Again

March 29, 2014June 17, 2020 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat USC — Just one week after the end of Spring Break, widespread reports across campus have indicated

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College Local 

USC WiFi Comes Back from Break Totally Wasted

March 24, 2014January 23, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat USC INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY SERVICES — This week marks the annual return of USC students from Spring Recess,

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