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Woman Trying To “Date Herself” Isn’t Her Own Type

September 5, 2022September 6, 2022 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – After nine months of intensive self-discovery following a horrific breakup, local woman Nicole

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USC Students Eager To Find Out If They Wasted $200 This Year

September 4, 2022September 4, 2022 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster and Jackson Irvine In anticipation of the premiere of USC’s newest additions to the football team, including

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College Local USC 

Freshman Reduced to Hometown, Major, and Dorm Within a Matter of Days

August 19, 2022August 19, 2022 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – After moving into her freshman dorm on Monday afternoon, Lana Klein has spiraled

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USC Not Mad, Just Disappointed in Frats

August 13, 2022August 13, 2022 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA — Following six fraternities announcing their disaffiliation, USC lectured brothers in a strongly-worded Instagram

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College USC 

Avid MadHappy Wearer Actually Clinically Depressed

August 4, 2022August 13, 2022 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA — Despite her brightly colored sweatshirt from the trendy brand (that somehow cost more

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USC Forced to Put Dollar in Scandal Jar

June 14, 2022June 15, 2022 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA — Following US News & World Report asking the University to provide letters clarifying

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Dear Mom: Let’s Not Watch Lady Bird Together

May 8, 2022May 8, 2022 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA — Things went south this Mother’s Day for local girl Emily Moore when she,

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College USC 

Point: Send Me a Push Counterpoint: Call Me Counter-Counterpoint: Enter a Passcode

March 29, 2022March 29, 2022 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster Point: Send Me a Push By Megan Nelson No one enjoys the Duo Mobile two-factor authentication—it’s time-consuming

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Breaking: Hot TA No Longer Hot

March 7, 2022March 7, 2022 Izzy Ster

LOS ANGELES, CA – Following USC lifting its indoor mask requirement beginning Monday, students across all majors of study fell

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College USC 

Marshall to Deem Mask Under Nose as Business Casual

March 3, 2022March 3, 2022 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – In light of rampant COVID-19 exposures and a 5% positivity rate, the Dean

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