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Month: October 2020

Politics 

Señor Tim Kaine Endorses Biden In Attempt To Win Latino Vote

October 15, 2020January 21, 2021 Emily Torp

By Emily Torp WASHINGTON, DC — Democratic Presidential candidate Joe Biden secured a crucial endorsement from a key figure in

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Quiz: Is Your Tinder Date Worth Dying For?

October 14, 2020January 21, 2021 Angie Stroud

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Local 

Hot Girl At the Gym Gets Unwanted Stares After Just Trying To Fit In And Run On The Treadmill On All Fours

October 14, 2020October 13, 2020 Ava Bunn

By Ava Bunn LOUISVILLE, KY —  During her usual trip to the gym, Cara Clyde, 19, was dismayed to receive

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Local 

Car Breaks Down in Middle of the Street Because It’s All Just Too Much

October 13, 2020October 14, 2020 Samhitha Saiba

By Samhitha Saiba LOS ANGELES, CA –– A car broke down on Melrose Ave. Wednesday, collapsing to the gravel with

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Videos 

Sack on the Street: USCOVID-19

October 13, 2020October 13, 2020 Staff

Sack of Troy reporter Angie Stroud hits the street to get the REAL story of COVID-19 straight from the people

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World 

Scientist Discovers Pleasurable New N-spot While Swabbing Nose for Corona

October 12, 2020January 21, 2021 Alexandra Miller

By Alexandra Miller LOS ANGELES, CA — A breakthrough medical discovery confirming the existence of a new pleasure center, the

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Girlboss Alert! 

Girlboss Alert! My Exotic Queen Wants Me to Stop Calling Her That

October 9, 2020June 15, 2023 Samhitha Saiba

By Samhitha Saiba This is your resident New Jersey beef boy Johnny Romani reporting (straight outta Decaying White Suburbia), here

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Girlboss Alert! My Mom Just Beat My Ass!

October 9, 2020October 10, 2020 #bossbitch

CHICAGO, IL — Woah! Girlboss incoming! My mom just smacked the shit out of me! Now, it’s usually Dad who

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Girlboss Alert! News in Pictures 

Girlboss Alert! This Hot New Female Supreme Court Justice Might Take Away My Reproductive Rights

October 8, 2020June 12, 2021 #bossbitch

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Girlboss Alert! These Scientists Created a Theme Park With Only Girl Dinosaurs

October 8, 2020October 10, 2020 Drew Thomas-Nathan

By Drew Thomas-Nathan ISLA NUBLAR — Watch out Disney World! Fuck off Universal Studios! Eat shit Seaworld! There’s a new

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