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Month: January 2014

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LAPD Investigates Alleged Prostitution on Campus

January 21, 2014June 19, 2020 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash On Monday night, university officials disclosed online that several students at USC had been taken in for

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College Politics 

In Gallant Social Statement, Naïve Freshman Signs Petition for Both Planned Parenthood and Pro-life Campus Activists

January 21, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Zoe Haddad Every day, students are surrounded and hounded by activists in neon yellow vests, pink t-shirts, clipboards, and

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Chris Christie Shuts Down McClintock Avenue for Political Retribution

January 20, 2014June 19, 2020 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman and Jori Barash For the past week, the USC community has wondered why traffic is so restricted

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College Entertainment USC 

USC Students Inconvenienced, Thrilled by SAG Awards

January 20, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Madeline Karabian Many USC students have eagerly anticipated the 20th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards, held at the Shrine Auditorium

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Entertainment Local 

LAPD Not Really Sure Why They’re Searching Justin Bieber’s House

January 19, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat Photo by Adam Sundana CALABASAS, CA — Following an alleged egging of a neighbor’s home, Justin Bieber’s

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Matthew McConaughey: Thanks for Nothing, USC

January 19, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Matthew McConaughey Photo by Gabbot First off, I’d like to thank the Academy. Though the Oscars have not happened

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President Nikias Announces “Row” to Become Giant “Play-Ground”

January 17, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Robert Smat Photo by Vauvau USC’s Office of the President, in league with the Department of Public Safety, announced

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College 

Freshmen Host Dorm Room Party to Cover Up Loud Music

January 16, 2014February 25, 2022 Staff articles

by Staff Photo by D Robert Wolcheck On Saturday night, a small group of Marks Tower freshmen turned their speakers

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College 

Mysterious Room Adjacent to Men’s Restroom Discovered in Computer Science Building, Purpose Still Unknown

January 15, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Robert Smat In the midst of a rigorous workday at the Viterbi School of Engineering, three unsuspecting computer science

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World 

Drug Dealers and Moms Unite Against Legalization of Pot

January 14, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Benji Smith Photo by Norman Lear Center Strong Mothers Against Kush and Ecstacy (SMoKE), and the National Association of

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