Breaking News:
  • E-Scooter Snuck Into Doheny and Leavey
  • Taylor Swift Drops First Easter Egg for 2030 Divorce Album
  • All Football Hopefuls Must Tryout With an Eight Bar Cut of “Single Ladies”
  • Big Beautiful Bill Requires Everyone on Medicaid to Just, Like, Figure it Out
  • Carol Folt Dead

The Sack of Troy

USC's Second Best Parody Newspaper

The Sack of Troy

  • College
  • Local
  • World
  • Sports
  • Politics
  • Entertainment
  • Videos
  • Columns
    • Attention Vortex
    • Dear Mom
    • Girlboss Alert!
    • Reviews
    • Strong Feelings
  • About
    • History
    • Join Us
    • Contact Us
    • Members

Members

Executive Board

Jackson Parker* – Editor-in-Chief

Noelle Medina* – President

Margaret Danenhauer* – Majority Whip

Staff Writers

Lili Adkins

Luke Anderson

Julian Avrith

Charlotte Dekle

Jack Elias

Levi Elias*

Malaya Galindez

Lola Gilmore

Ella Grossman

Quinn Healey

Samara Hernandez

Phineas Kelly*

Dylan Keeffe

Lily McLaughlin

Nino Muratori

Pablo Rodriguez

Finnegan Rollings

Sarah Ruiz

Zoe Rush

Audrey Serrano*

Gracie Silberman

Liam Stephenson

Izzy Ster*

Samson Taxon

Kathy Thach

Gan Tran

Violet Wang

Jess Wild

Dean Woods

*Denotes an Editor

Categories

  • Apologies to The Editor
  • Attention Vortex
  • College
  • Columns
  • Comics
  • Dear Mom
  • Editorial
  • Entertainment
  • Film Bro Friday
  • Girlboss Alert!
  • Local
  • News in Brief
  • News in Pictures
  • Politics
  • Reviews
  • Sports
  • Strong Feelings
  • U.S.
  • Uncategorized
  • USC
  • Videos
  • World

Recent Posts

  • E-Scooter Snuck Into Doheny and Leavey
  • Taylor Swift Drops First Easter Egg for 2030 Divorce Album
  • All Football Hopefuls Must Tryout With an Eight Bar Cut of “Single Ladies”
  • Big Beautiful Bill Requires Everyone on Medicaid to Just, Like, Figure it Out
  • Carol Folt Dead

Article Roulette

Area Man Fakes Own Death, Successfully Avoids Driving Roommate To Airport

Area Man Fakes Own Death, Successfully Avoids Driving Roommate To Airport

January 19, 2018 Staff No Comment

Archives

© 2025 The Sack of Troy. All wrongs reserved.