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by Staff In addition to ballroom, hip-hop and jazz dance, students will soon be able to take pole dancing as

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by Axel Hellman USC has spent decades building its School of Cinematic Arts (SCA) into what is arguably the best

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by Axel Hellman After six long years of life, LA Live was recently declared dead by the Los Angeles County

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by Axel Hellman In a startling turn of events, actress and musician Miranda Cosgrove was seen yesterday at the Ronald

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