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Student Accidentally Attends Non-Football Sporting Event

February 9, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Andy Gause Photo by Lauren Williams Last semester, Johnny ‘Foosball’ Burgess, a freshman hippie punching major, stumbled upon a

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New Bicycle Safety Measures Announced by DPS

February 8, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Anshu Siripurapu Photo by Erik Levin Responding to the growing problem of dangerous and erratic bicycle traffic, the Department

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Lorenzo Buys Hollywood Sign, Replaces it with Advertisement for Affordable Student Housing

February 6, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Andy Gause photo by Zoe Haddad through Hollywood Sign Generator On Friday, G. H. Palmer Associates, owner of the Lorenzo

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Cafe 84 Shut Down Following Contamination by EVK Food

February 5, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff

On Monday, February 3, USC officials shut down one of the three “dining” halls without explanation. Recently released reports explain

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USC Freshman May Have Mailbox-Checking Problem

February 4, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff videos

The Sack of Troy’s first exclusive news video uncovers a startling and dangerous trend among new USC students.  Watch as reporter Zoe

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$39 Million Donation from Amazon Inc. to Fund Cutting-Edge “Hall of Lecture Halls”

February 2, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Jack Koppa In another stunning victory for President C.L. Max Nikias and his scrappy underdog university, Amazon Inc. has

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Graphic Design Ability Key Issue in USG Race, New Poll Finds

February 1, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Anshu Siripurapu As the Undergraduate Student Government presidential race heats up, candidates of the major tickets are campaigning furiously,

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Disney Buys George Lucas Building in SCA

January 28, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Zoe Haddad Following its purchase of LucasFilm back in October of 2012, the Walt Disney Company has recently purchased

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USC Graduate Starts Charity to Give IPads to Homeless

January 24, 2014January 21, 2021 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman and Jori Barash  photo by deadly sirius edited by jori barash Homelessnessless LA is a new nonprofit

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LAPD Investigates Alleged Prostitution on Campus

January 21, 2014June 19, 2020 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash On Monday night, university officials disclosed online that several students at USC had been taken in for

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