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Chris Christie Shuts Down McClintock Avenue for Political Retribution

January 20, 2014June 19, 2020 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman and Jori Barash For the past week, the USC community has wondered why traffic is so restricted

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USC Students Inconvenienced, Thrilled by SAG Awards

January 20, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Madeline Karabian Many USC students have eagerly anticipated the 20th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards, held at the Shrine Auditorium

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Matthew McConaughey: Thanks for Nothing, USC

January 19, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Matthew McConaughey Photo by Gabbot First off, I’d like to thank the Academy. Though the Oscars have not happened

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President Nikias Announces “Row” to Become Giant “Play-Ground”

January 17, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Robert Smat Photo by Vauvau USC’s Office of the President, in league with the Department of Public Safety, announced

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Freshmen Host Dorm Room Party to Cover Up Loud Music

January 16, 2014February 25, 2022 Staff articles

by Staff Photo by D Robert Wolcheck On Saturday night, a small group of Marks Tower freshmen turned their speakers

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Mysterious Room Adjacent to Men’s Restroom Discovered in Computer Science Building, Purpose Still Unknown

January 15, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Robert Smat In the midst of a rigorous workday at the Viterbi School of Engineering, three unsuspecting computer science

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RA Seen on Date with Resident

January 13, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Jules Zucker Above:  Photo by rockygirl05 USC students of all ages were taken aback this Thursday evening at the

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USC Hospitality Gets Cafe Right After 83 Tries

December 24, 2013June 19, 2020 Rob Smat articles

by Robert Smat In one of the greatest success stories in recent campus history, USC Hospitality has perfected the Cafe,

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University to Double USG Salaries

December 18, 2013June 19, 2020 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman and Jori Barash Photo by Daily Trojan Starting in January, compensation for Undergraduate Student Government officers will

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Stevie Wonder to Perform at Visions and Voices, Except for the Vision Part

December 17, 2013June 17, 2020 Staff headline
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