Author: Staff
Be a Saint, on This Day, the Day of Valentine’s
by Al Capone and Bugs Moran photo by biblioarchives, edited by Zoe Haddad So ya wanna please that broad of yours,
Read moreUSC Partier Has Existential Crisis, Decides to Ignore It
by Andy Gause Sam Friedman, a junior in the music school majoring in bell, and a member of Delta Tau
Read moreFaculty Member Moves to Introduce “Kiff” to Dictionary
by Matt Kalina Following the defeat of the USC football team by the Washington State Institute for Prospective Nuns (the
Read moreIn Emotional Press Conference, Pat Haden Admits Lane Kiffin was an Elaborate Hoax
by Ryan Lee At a small press conference on Sunday afternoon, USC Athletic Director Pat Haden admitted that he and
Read moreKofi Annan Declines Position as New/North R.A. On Grounds of Being “Too Dangerous”
by Asher Levy Kofi Annan, the former UN Arab League joint special envoy to Syria and author of the Six
Read moreEVK Done Reminded Me of My Sweet Ol’ Mammy’s Cookin’ the Other Day
by Staff Howdy, y’all! Recently I been a-hootin’ and a-hollerin’ about how good the vittles been at EVK. Sure is
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