Brockhampton Disbands, Will Now Be Grooming Kids Separately
By Staff Brockhampton, a favorite amongst those bitches with the Fjallraven backpacks and Doc Martens, has gone on indefinite hiatus
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Hungover Philosophy Student Wakes Up As Giant Insect
By Staff LOS ANGELES, CA — After downing nine natty lites at Lambda Chi Alpha this Sunday, senior philosophy student
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SDA Cuts “I Hope I Get It” From Chorus Line Production
LOS ANGELES, CA – Addressing concerns for the upcoming production of A Chorus Line, School of Dramatic Arts Dean Emily
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Packers to Scout Kyle Rittenhouse for His “Excellent Defense”
By Staff “Green Bay Packers huddle” by Mike Morbeck is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0
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Coronavirus Tests Positive for Ed Sheeran
By Staff SUFFOLK, ENGLAND — Expressing regret that it hadn’t taken precautionary action against the singer-songwriter, the Coronavirus announced today
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Netflix Announces ‘James and the Giant Peach’ Spinoff, ‘Nicki Minaj’s Cousin’s Friend and the Time His Balls Inflated Like a Goodyear Blimp and Carried Him to Brooklyn’
By Staff “When we saw Nicki Minaj’s Twitter thread, we knew it was a match made in entertainment heaven,” said
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Random Security Checks Extra Random Today
By Staff Photo by Phil Mosley on Unsplash
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Texas Mothers Scrambling to Arrange Last-Minute Baby Showers
By Staff Photo by Luma Pimentel on Unsplash
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Cancelled Predator Gets Renewed
By Staff “DSC_0018” by Montgomery County Planning Commission is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0
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