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College USC 

University Executes “Great California MakeOut” Disaster Drill

October 28, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff USC–Following the success of the “Great ShakeOut” earthquake drill, USC’s Disaster Preparedness SCenter will begin to institute more

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DPS Replaces Segways with Hoverboards

October 26, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Mark Lee University of Southern California–To meet USC’s budget cut demands, DPS is replacing their current fleet of segways

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Videos 

Gabbing with Goose – Goose Goes to Santa Monica

October 22, 2015January 11, 2016 Staff Goose, video

by Staff Goose makes his way down to Santa Monica to verbally harrass innocent bystanders and attempt to pick up

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College USC 

Where Your Tuition Money Goes pt III

October 21, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff 0 Comment articles

by Staff USC–For the past two years the USC Financial Office has released breakdowns of how students’ tuition gets put

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Politics World 

Arizona Preschool Introduces Mandatory Open Carry for Students

October 19, 2015January 21, 2021 Staff 0 Comment articles

by Jacob Emerson TUCSON, AZ–In the wake of a string of violent school shootings in the past few weeks, an

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College 

Netflix and Chill Added to University Guidelines for Consent

October 16, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff 0 Comment articles, featured

by Staff USC–As the definition of “Netflix and Chill” has taken on a different meaning, teens have begun using video

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Politics 

Deleted Tweets from Donald Trump During Democratic Debate

October 14, 2015January 21, 2021 Staff 0 Comment articles, featured

by Staff UNITED STATES OF ‘MERICA–On Tuesday, Donald Trump announced he would live tweet the First Democratic Presidential Debate. Some

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Sarkisian, “You’re Terminated”

October 13, 2015January 21, 2021 Staff 0 Comment articles, featured, sports

by Staff SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA–After two full days of suspension, Steve Sarkisian failed to gain another win for USC football, and

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College USC 

USC to Sponsor 500 Syrian Refugees, Only Charging $30,000 Per Student

October 1, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff 0 Comment articles, featured

by Staff USC’s Associate Vice Provost of International Ventures announced last Tuesday the university’s commitment to helping 500 refugees of

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12 Free and For Sale Posts by Students who Probably Don’t Get Financial Aid

September 28, 2015June 17, 2020 Staff click bait

by Staff If you haven’t heard of it, check out the USC Free and For Sale group. It’s a completely legitimate way

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