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New Halloween Haunted House Forces You to Talk About Your Feelings in Public

October 26, 2020October 25, 2020 Rachel Michelman

By Rachel Michelman LOS ANGELES, CA — Thrill seekers from all over the United States are flocking towards LA County’s

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Football Gamblers Place Bets on Which PAC-12 Teams Will Cause Largest COVID-19 Outbreak in Their Surrounding Areas

October 22, 2020January 21, 2021 Rachel Michelman

By Rachel Michelman LOS ANGELES, CA — With the return of football for the Pac-12 Conference, sports gamblers now have

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Opinion: Yikes!

October 16, 2020June 27, 2021 Rachel Michelman

By Rachel Michelman PRESENT DAY — Woah. Oh boy!  Just… wow, right? Can you believe this? Of course you can.

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Girlboss Alert! This Tropical Depression Just Destroyed All the Homes in This One Neighborhood!

October 6, 2020October 10, 2020 Rachel Michelman

By Rachel Michelman NEW ORLEANS, LA — Watch out Hurricane Harvey: there’s a new storm brewing and she’ll take you

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High School SoundCloud Rapper Releases New Song that “Comes Straight from the Heart”

September 30, 2020September 26, 2020 Rachel Michelman

By Rachel Michelman LINCOLN HIGH SCHOOL — Local average student Daniel Isaacs released his new single this week on SoundCloud.

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Tucker Carlson Removes Helmet of Hair to Reveal LEGO Head

September 24, 2020October 12, 2021 Rachel Michelman

By Rachel Michelman WASHINGTON, D.C. — Tucker Carlson shocked viewers on Wednesday night, when he shifted his hair on camera

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“Babe, It’s Not What It Looks Like!” Claims Man Doing Exactly What it Looks Like

September 16, 2020September 13, 2020 Rachel Michelman

By Rachel Michelman LOS ANGELES, CA — Cameron Winters found himself in deep trouble this week when his girlfriend, Alyssa

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Politics 

House‌ ‌and‌ ‌Senate‌ ‌Democrats‌ ‌Perform‌ ‌“We’re‌ ‌All‌ ‌in‌ ‌This‌ ‌Together”‌ ‌for‌ ‌New‌ ‌COVID-19‌ ‌ Stimulus‌

August 27, 2020August 27, 2020 Rachel Michelman

By Rachel Michelman WASHINGTON, D.C. – Democrats in both the House and the Senate banded together on Thursday to present

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Local Politics 

Facebook Mom Didn’t Want to Get Political But Decides This is Where She Draws the Line

August 20, 2020August 20, 2020 Rachel Michelman

CHARLOTTE, NC — Facebook users were awestruck on Monday when Susan Johnson, mother of three, made her stance vague on

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Georgia Governor Rescinds Mask, Shirt, and Shoes Policies

August 4, 2020January 21, 2021 Rachel Michelman

by Rachel Michelman ATLANTA, GA — Georgia Governor Brian Kemp met public expectations at Thursday’s press conference after declaring he

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