Parents Unsuccessfully Feign Surprise When Son Comes Out of Closet
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Matt Hanisch DECATUR, IL — Though Susan and Jonathan Hardy tried their best, they were unable to contain their
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Students Hold Séance to Contact Café 84 and Ground Zero
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Matt Hanisch USC Campus – On Thursday night, a group of students gathered to use other-worldly means to contact
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Dean Daley “Monitoring” the Bryan Singer Situation Like Freshman “Monitoring” his GPA
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Matt Hanisch USC – Elizabeth Daley, dean of USC’s School of Cinematic Arts, responded to a petition to change
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Man with Hokey Pokey Addiction Finally Turns Himself Around
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Matt Hanisch PASADENA, CA — After a long, dizzying battle, Jimmy Norton has finally overcome his addiction to the
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Kid with Peanut Allergy Won’t Stop Making Such a Big Deal About It
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Matt Hanisch LOS ANGELES, CA — Eugene Harris has a history of shoving his problems in other people’s faces,
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Only Thing Missing from Bride’s Extensive Wedding Plans Is Actual Groom
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Matt Hanisch BOISE, ID — It’s the day she’s been dreaming about forever, and it’s just around the corner.
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Sophomore on Apartment Meal Plan “Gonna Make This Swipe F*cking Count!”
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Matt Hanisch USC — Chad Bronkowski, a sophomore on the apartment meal plan, had only 8 meal swipes left
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That One Kid Still Laughing at Professor’s Joke
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Matt Hanisch TAPER HALL — Sources indicate that “that one kid” is still cracking up about the corny joke
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Wow! This Tour Guide Said “F**k It” and Decided to Give an Honest Tour of Campus
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]written and directed by Matt Hanisch starring Kim Rogers[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_video link=”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5iZrU7pN34″][/vc_column][/vc_row]
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Progressive Man Defies Gender Roles, Waits for Girl to Ask Him Out
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Matt Hanisch LOS ANGELES, CA — Self-proclaimed progressive Louis Adams-Smith took a bold step last week when he decided to
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