Breaking News:
  • OASIS Converted To DESERT
  • Performative Fall Grad Walking In Spring To Feel Included
  • Tech Bro Tooth Fairy Puts Crypto Under Kids’ Pillows
  • McCarthy Residents Encouraged to Report Socialist Peers to Administration
  • Squirrels Now Begging to Hit Your Vape Too

The Sack of Troy

USC's Second Best Parody Newspaper

The Sack of Troy

  • College
  • Local
  • World
  • Sports
  • Politics
  • Entertainment
  • Videos
  • Columns
    • Attention Vortex
    • Dear Mom
    • Girlboss Alert!
    • Reviews
    • Strong Feelings
  • About
    • History
    • Join Us
    • Contact Us
    • Members

Author: Melanie Hoffmann

Entertainment 

Mumford and Sons Disband Following Ruthless Custody Battle

February 27, 2019January 21, 2021 Melanie Hoffmann

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Melanie Hoffmann LONDON, U.K. – Early Thursday morning, fans of British folk rock band Mumford and Sons were concerned

Read more
Local 

Trump Cites Crazy Rich Asians as Evidence that China is Winning the Trade War

October 1, 2018January 23, 2021 Melanie Hoffmann

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Melanie Hoffmann President Trump caused controversy this week when he credited recent Hollywood blockbuster Crazy Rich Asians as evidence

Read more
  • Next →

Categories

  • Apologies to The Editor
  • Attention Vortex
  • College
  • Columns
  • Comics
  • Dear Mom
  • Editorial
  • Entertainment
  • Film Bro Friday
  • Girlboss Alert!
  • Local
  • News in Brief
  • News in Pictures
  • Politics
  • Reviews
  • Sports
  • Strong Feelings
  • U.S.
  • Uncategorized
  • USC
  • Videos
  • World

Recent Posts

  • OASIS Converted To DESERT
  • Performative Fall Grad Walking In Spring To Feel Included
  • Tech Bro Tooth Fairy Puts Crypto Under Kids’ Pillows
  • McCarthy Residents Encouraged to Report Socialist Peers to Administration
  • Squirrels Now Begging to Hit Your Vape Too

Article Roulette

Self-Proclaimed “Golden Retriever Boy” Comes Out As Furry

Self-Proclaimed “Golden Retriever Boy” Comes Out As Furry

October 19, 2022 Audrey Serrano No Comment

Archives

© 2026 The Sack of Troy. All wrongs reserved.