Wow! This Elf on the Shelf Can Tell Exactly When You’re Going to Die (It’s Sooner Than You Think)
By Melanie Hoffmann Photo by Louise Smith on Unsplash
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USC Welcomes Back Covid
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Researchers Find Running Makes You 30% Happier and 50% Less Likely to be Killed by the Guy Chasing You
By Melanie Hoffmann LOS ANGELES, CA — A new study from the University of Southern California has found that running
Read morePfizer Confirms Vaccine Just Vial of the True Spirit of Christmas
By Melanie Hoffmann NEW YORK, NY – In a bombshell news conference, Pfizer spokesperson Malia Wexler confirmed that their coronavirus
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Report: This Isn’t Funny Anymore, Guys!
by Melanie Hoffmann INSIDE A DARK CLOSET –This isn’t funny anymore, guys! It’s been three hours and everyone knows pranks
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Opinion: If You’re Trying to Scare Me, It’s Not Gonna Work!
By Melanie Hoffmann CABIN IN THE WOODS – Alright, guys. You can come out now. I know you’re trying to
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Quiz: Who’s Out There?
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Read moreMillenial Woman Holding Out Hope That Trump’s Post Office Interference Delayed Hogwarts Letter
by Melanie Hoffmann GARDENA, CA – As Postmaster General Louis DeJoy overhauls the United States Postal Service, Americans are suffering
Read moreClifford the Big Red Dog Admits Steroid Use
By Melanie Hoffmann BIRDWELL ISLAND – In a bombshell press conference, Clifford the Big Red Dog tearfully confessed to using
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High Schools Mandate Masks to Protect Students from Girls’ Distracting Faces
by Melanie Hoffmann OXNARD, CA — During the Oxnard School District’s press conference about reopening schools for the 2020-2021 school
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