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Skateboarder Literally Circumnavigates Globe to Avoid Social Activists

March 7, 2014June 19, 2020 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat RONALD TUTOR CAMPUS CENTER — “I don’t have the patience for this crap!” yelled Greer Meelson, as

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President Obama Speaks at Marshall School of Business

March 3, 2014June 19, 2020 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat MARSHALL SCHOOL OF BUSINESS — Barack Obama spoke at the Marshall School of Business last night, outlining

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Ask the Sack: “What is This Sky-Water?”

February 28, 2014December 19, 2015 Rob Smat Ask sack

by Jack Koppa and Rob Smat Above:  USC sprinklers contributing to the Sky-Water Q: Can you explain what, exactly, are

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USC 24 Hour Film Festival Ends In Disaster Following Unfortunate Typo

February 28, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat LOS ANGELES — Tragedy struck the USC Film Program this past weekend following an unfortunate typo in

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USC’s Cold War-Era Wifi Router Has Trouble with Youtube Upload

February 19, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat In a troubling technical glitch, USC’s Information Technology Services reported that the university’s solitary WiFi router, constructed

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State of the Union Update: Designated Survivor Still Missing

February 7, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat Above: A solemn Biden expressed his concerns for Moniz to the press corp Indiana Public Media WASHINGTON, DC

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Iran Catches Bieber Fever

January 27, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Robert Smat TEHRAN, IRAN — “Well how freakin’ awesome is this guy!” reported Iranian Foreign Minister Mohammad Javad Zarif.

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Bieber Looks Up “Retirement” in Dictionary

January 23, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Robert Smat Photo by misscasanova MIAMI, FL — Following his widely publicized arrest this morning on accounts of drag

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Entertainment Local 

LAPD Not Really Sure Why They’re Searching Justin Bieber’s House

January 19, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat Photo by Adam Sundana CALABASAS, CA — Following an alleged egging of a neighbor’s home, Justin Bieber’s

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College USC 

President Nikias Announces “Row” to Become Giant “Play-Ground”

January 17, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Robert Smat Photo by Vauvau USC’s Office of the President, in league with the Department of Public Safety, announced

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