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USC Football Still a Thing

November 14, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat and Tyler Pullen LOS ANGELES MEMORIAL COLISEUM — “USC Football is totally still a thing,” shouted Pat

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Columns Reviews 

The Sack Reviews: Interstellar

November 12, 2014December 28, 2015 Rob Smat reviews

by I AM WHO I AM, a.k.a. God, a.k.a. Yahweh When the Sack asked me to do a guest piece

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College Local 

USC Actress Stuck in Cliché-Filled Beginner’s Level Student Film

November 11, 2014June 17, 2020 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat ROSKI SCHOOL OF THEATRE — Local acting student Marie Friedlander is at her wit’s end. It all

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After Election, CNN Returns John King to Basement Until Next Year

November 4, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat Photoshop by Jack Koppa CNN HQ, ATLANTA — Citing the inevitable end to their day of election

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Entertainment 

Film Industry Scientists Create Black Hole in Attempt to Show 2-D Movie in 4DX

October 28, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat REGAL CINEMA LABS, EARTH — L.A.’s Regal Cinema, located just south of downtown, has recently become the

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Governor Declares Los Angeles Free of Ebola, Water

October 24, 2014June 19, 2020 Rob Smat

by Rob Smat LOS ANGELES, CA — Los Angeles residents, Angelenos, citywide have taken to celebration following the announcement of

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World 

Great Shake Out Drill Makes Earthlings Look Stupid

October 17, 2014June 19, 2020 Rob Smat

by Rob Smat USC–At precisely 10:16am on October 16th, 2014, two great events in California state history coincided. The first

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College USC 

Student Scores Whopping 3% Discount at USC Ticket Office

September 29, 2014June 19, 2020 Rob Smat

by Rob Smat Breaking: JACKPOT AT THE USC STUDENT UNION After a disappointing day of carefully avoiding road construction, campus

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Sports 

Baltimore Ravens Ban Players named “Ray”

September 27, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat

by Rob Smat BALTIMORE, MD–Following the media storm brewing around Ray Lewis and Ray Rice, the Baltimore Ravens have announced

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College Entertainment 

Film Students Run Out of Film Production Company Names

September 20, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat

by Rob Smat USC School of Cinema– This week, tragedy struck the USC School of Cinema, and film schools nationwide:

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