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Author: Rob Smat

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Film School Is a Lot Like Summer Camp, Even Though I Never Attended a Summer Camp

April 22, 2015June 17, 2020 Rob Smat student voices

by Rob Smat Rob Smat is currently pursuing a PhD in astrophysics, whether he is aware of it or not.

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Man Wastes Helicopter

April 15, 2015December 28, 2015 Rob Smat student voices

by Rob Smat WASHINGTON, D.C. — A Florida man, and local asshole, landed a single pilot helicopter on the Capitol

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Politics 

Indicted U.S. Senator Assumed Everything in House of Cards was Legal

April 7, 2015January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat USA–Robert Menendez (D-NJ, NASA, ASPCA, ABCDEFG), was indicted today on multiple accounts of fraud, bribery, and efforts

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California Water Restrictions April Fool’s Prank, Nothing Can Actually Save Us

April 1, 2015January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat SACRAMENTO — “Gotcha!” announced California Gov. Jerry Brown. “April Fools.” This morning’s announcement by Gov. Brown to

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Entertainment 

Experts: Cinema Perfect in 1985

March 5, 2015January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat EXPERT HQ — Following the announcement that the animated children’s TV Show, Duck Tales, was getting a reboot

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BREAKING: Gate 5 Reopens

February 23, 2015December 13, 2015 Rob Smat videos

by Rob Smat USC’s Entrance 5 is officially open once more! Join Sack of Troy News reporter Rob Smat for

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Haughty Freshman Pridefully Declines Opportunity for Free Food

February 22, 2015June 17, 2020 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat MCCARTHY QUAD, USC — Oh, the folly of man. Specifically one man: Arnoz Curry, biomedical engineering major,

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Providence/Ehren Practiced Fairness Towards Campaign Platforms

February 18, 2015June 19, 2020 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat USG PRESS CENTER (TROUSDALE PARKWAY) — Election week has come to a close. As USC prepares to

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Opinion: Where are the exciting Campus Cruiser passengers?

November 26, 2014June 19, 2020 Rob Smat article

by Rob Smat USC–It all began on a dark and stormy night. (Or at least, that’s how I’ll start the

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Politics 

Following Michael Brown Verdict, Nation Urged to Stay Safe Distance from Social Media

November 25, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat OVAL OFFICE, D.C. — President Obama, as well as numerous political and public officials, have taken to

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