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Rejected Rushee Celebrates Blackout Monday Alone in Room with Lights Off

August 30, 2016June 17, 2020 Kim Rogers

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers PARDEE— After a competitive rush process and a stinging rejection, Toby Webb came out on top and

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Student Opts for Cost-Effective Book-Buying Alternative: Burning Money

August 23, 2016June 19, 2020 Kim Rogers

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers USC BOOKSTORE — With the cost of textbooks on the rise, Hannah Jackson found a fiscally responsible

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Man Cheats on Diet, Diet Kicks Man Out of the House

April 19, 2016 Kim Rogers articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers SAN DIEGO — Southern California native, Dan Willerd, was shocked this weekend to find his clothes, X-box,

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“Good for Them” Thinks Guy Walking Past FemFest

April 18, 2016June 19, 2020 Kim Rogers articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Suarez and Kim Rogers FOUNDER’S PARK — This past weekend USC hosted FemFest: a concert just for girls

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Dear Mom: Can you schedule my dentist appointment?

February 25, 2016 Kim Rogers Dear Mom

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers Dear Mom,      Can you schedule my dentist appointment? -Michael Dear Michael,      I called

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Starving Children Fail New Year’s Resolution to Quit Starving

January 12, 2016January 21, 2021 Kim Rogers articles

by Kim Rogers photo credit SADLAND, USA — Less than two weeks after vowing to take advantage of the new

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Dear Mom: What’s the Netflix Password?

November 18, 2015December 28, 2015 Kim Rogers Dear Mom

by Kim Rogers Dear Mom,     What’s the Netflix password?  P.S. Running out of money. 🙂 -Michael Dear Michael,  

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Controversy Over Whether Climate Change Event Actually Happened

October 7, 2015January 21, 2021 Kim Rogers 0 Comment articles, featured

by Kim Rogers USC allegedly hosted “Know Tomorrow” last week, an event consisting of a variety of activities and programs

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College News in Brief USC 

Graphic: What are USC Students Thankful For?

November 30, 2014June 19, 2020 Kim Rogers articles

by Kim Rogers As USC students trickle back from Thanksgiving break, the Sack of Troy interviewed a statistically insignificant number

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College USC 

USC School of Dramatic Arts Hosts Barista Career Fair

November 3, 2014June 19, 2020 Kim Rogers 0 Comment articles, featured

by Kim Rogers and Axel Hellman MCCARTHY QUAD– The USC School of Dramatic Arts held a career fair on campus

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