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“Walk Bike” Means Nothing to This Modern Cowboy

April 18, 2017April 18, 2017 Kim Rogers

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers USC — Yesterday at high noon, a peak pedestrian traffic hour, sophomore Ricky Meyers rode through campus

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Orientation Friend Group Really Optimistic About Buying House Together Next Year

April 5, 2017April 5, 2017 Kim Rogers

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers | photo credit USC — After meeting at orientation and cementing their group in Pardee Tower freshman year,

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Man Attempts to Pick Up Guitar, Guitar Not Interested

April 3, 2017 Kim Rogers

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers USC — Junior Garrett Jenkles is no stranger to guitars. He took lessons until at least seventh

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“I’m So Bad” Announces Woman with Body in Freezer

March 27, 2017 Kim Rogers

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers CULVER CITY, CA — After a few too many drinks, Jane Fitzgerald could not take another sip

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Trump and Aides Play Pin the Signature on the Executive Order

February 1, 2017February 1, 2017 Kim Rogers

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers and Jack Hackett OVAL OFFICE — Settling into the White House, President Donald Trump and his aides

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Grandma on Oxygen Tank Pretty High and Mighty About Kids’ Technology Dependence

January 10, 2017 Kim Rogers

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers TOPEKA, KS — During weekly family dinner, local grandmother Debbie Schauer gave her kids and grandchildren a

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Bad Grandson Doesn’t Take Seconds of Martha’s Green Bean Casserole

November 24, 2016November 30, 2016 Kim Rogers

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers HOUSTON, TX — Following Thanksgiving firsts, local grandmother Martha Fegel passed her famous green bean casserole dish

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Agent of Chaos Chooses New Seat in Second Half of Semester

November 22, 2016June 19, 2020 Kim Rogers

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers TAPER HALL — In a quiet act of anarchy, agent of chaos Harold Chung chose a new

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Physics Professor Just Can’t Dumb It Down Any More

November 2, 2016June 19, 2020 Kim Rogers

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers USC — Dr. Richard Carlyle took a deep breath and counted to ten Monday during his PHYS-100

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Guy Takes Finders Keepers Too Seriously With Roommate’s Girlfriend

October 25, 2016 Kim Rogers

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers LOS ANGELES, CA — Ernesto Vega returned early from his debate club practice when he caught his

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