Author: Joshua Wolk
These Two Guys With Eyepatches Are Disrupting The Cargo Industry
By Joshua Wolk SOMALIA — Last Friday, two eye-patched founders joined the Fortune 500 with their disruptive cargo startup, Plundr.
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CDC: New Bivalent Booster Only Requires 14 Minutes On Plastic CVS Chair
By Joshua Wolk ATLANTA, GA — One month after recommending the updated bivalent booster for all Americans aged twelve and
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CDC Commends Rice Students For Scoring High in Purity Test, Low on Football Field
By Josh Wolk LOS ANGELES, CA — The CDC recently commended the Rice University student body for scoring high in
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Top Five Bridges for Jeff Bezos to Dismantle
By Joshua Wolk To the dismay of Jeff Bezos, Dutch shipbuilder Oceanco has scrapped plans to dismantle a bridge in
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Rival High School Football Team Swallowed by Sinkhole to Hell After Supreme Court Approves Summoning Circles
By Joshua Wolk ST. LOUIS, MO — After the landmark Supreme Court ruling on Kennedy v. Bremerton School District, Clayton
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EXCLUSIVE: A Fetus Speaks Out On Roe v. Wade
We at the Sack of Troy firmly believe in giving a voice to the voiceless. So we did. SACK: How
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Confused Leprechaun Finds Himself In Pride Parade
By Joshua Wolk PHILADELPHIA, PA — Several public disturbance complaints were filed at this year’s Philly Pride festival reporting disorderly
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Film Major Minors in Book
By Joshua Wolk LOS ANGELES, CA — Last Tuesday, film major Elizabeth Wright declared a minor in book. “They say
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Watershed Moment as 6-3 Conservative Supermajority Becomes 6-3 Conservative Supermajority
by Joshua Wolk WASHINGTON — After a fiery nomination process, Ketanji Brown Jackson has been confirmed in a 53-47 vote.
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