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President Nikias Organizes Bake Sale

November 22, 2013June 19, 2020 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash The president of USC declared a new hands-on approach to fundraising. As a part of his $6

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Home Depot Invades USC

November 17, 2013January 21, 2021 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash Students began reporting evidence of a foreign presence as recently as Thursday night. Rob Finklestein, a freshman

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Sombrero-Wearing Partygoer Marks End of Racism

October 3, 2013January 21, 2021 Jori Barash

by Jori Barash and Tyler Pullen FRAT ROW–After thousands of years plaguing humanity, racism finally died Saturday night. Conservative pundits

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