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Programming Board Transforms McCarthy Into Freshmen Holding Area

August 24, 2014June 19, 2020 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash After more than a year of alcohol-related incidents, costly hospitalization, and repeated violence, USC administration decided early

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Unable To Resolve Institutional Racism, UCLA Tries Biblical Flood

August 3, 2014January 23, 2021 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash “We recognize that racial issues exist across the campus…” Said UCLA Law Dean Rachel Moran in February after

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In the Spirit Of Continuity, New/North Ends Year As It Started

May 1, 2014June 19, 2020 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash Tradition is in the air tonight. Passerbys can smell it in the breaths of joyous students. Most

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“Comedy@SCA Live!” Parodies ‘Sketch Show’

April 12, 2014June 19, 2020 Jori Barash reviews

by Jori Barash On Friday night, the second episode of this daring series was taped at the George Spielberg Center

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Affluent Suburbanites Start Own Fraternity

April 10, 2014June 19, 2020 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash and Maya Richard-Craven According to the Inter-Minority Council, white-Americans are nationally the most underrepresented demographic within the

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President Nikias Gets Arm Stuck in Burrito Machine

April 5, 2014January 23, 2021 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash PARKSIDE––Campus was abuzz this week with arrival of innovative, new technology, and no one was excited as

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Hot Pockets Found To Contain Diseased Meat, Sales Unaffected

February 19, 2014June 19, 2020 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash The maker of this delicious, student-favored microwavable treat recently admitted to using less-than-certified quality meat by-by-bye-products. When

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Lowell Institute For Renewable Energy Develops Cannabis-Powered Vehicle

February 17, 2014January 21, 2021 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash Suspicions of something strange on campus have been on the rise since August, when an increasing number

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LAPD Investigates Alleged Prostitution on Campus

January 21, 2014June 19, 2020 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash On Monday night, university officials disclosed online that several students at USC had been taken in for

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USC’s “Row” Will Reopen January, “Drunk-Proof”

December 15, 2013June 19, 2020 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash Following months of crippling sanctions on the USC Greek community, the administration announced Friday, “28th Street will

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