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Breaking: Party Rock is in the House Tonight

March 30, 2023March 27, 2023 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – After an in-depth analysis of reports surrounding the return of Party Rock, officials

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College 

Quiz: Are They Hot or Just Wearing Over the Ear Headphones?

February 24, 2023February 21, 2023 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster It’s no secret that over the ear headphones, thanks to the rise of the AirPods Max, have

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World 

Depressed Groundhog: “Who Cares?”

February 2, 2023February 2, 2023 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA — This morning, America’s beloved Punxsutawney Phil refused to leave his burrow citing his lack

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College USC 

“The White Lotus” Creator Mike White Announces Season 3 Will Take Place at the Lorenzo

January 24, 2023January 24, 2023 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – The widely-popular show, The White Lotus, announced that its upcoming third season will

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Politics 

Kevin McCarthy Fills Rejection Punch Card, Earns Free Frosty

January 9, 2023January 9, 2023 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster WASHINGTON, D.C. — After Rep. Kevin McCarthy lost an 11th vote for Speaker of the House, the

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College USC 

Opinion: Why Can’t USC Men Finish?

January 3, 2023January 3, 2023 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster After dominating Tulane up until the last four minutes of the Cotton Bowl this afternoon, USC suffered

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Local 

“New Year, New Me!” Says Woman Whose Greatest Fear is Change

January 1, 2023December 30, 2022 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – In light of the New Year, a local woman who hasn’t changed anything

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Local 

Children of Los Angeles to Charge Santa $2 for Oat Milk

December 20, 2022December 20, 2022 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – In light of the upcoming holiday, children across Los Angeles County have banded

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College USC 

Like Mother Like Daughter! Guy Who Ghosted You Just Hit On Your Mom at the Pike Tailgate

October 7, 2022October 7, 2022 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – During the 2022 Trojan Family Weekend, sophomore Kelsie Jenkins’ mother was hit on

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College USC 

Girlfriend Just Doesn’t Use Instagram Like That

October 3, 2022October 3, 2022 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA — On National Boyfriend Day, local woman Jessica Moore got into a fight with

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