Sack of Troy Official Oscars Predictions
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Hannah Ceselski & Keith Herrmann It’s been a busy week here at The Sack, but we finally got it
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Poor Family Uses Bread Instead of Hot Dog Buns
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Hannah Ceselski SPRINGFIELD, MO — Every Sunday night, matriarch Susan Hobbes treats her family to a special meal of
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Number of Forks in Take-Out Bag Indicate Woman’s Meal Intended For More Than One Person
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Hannah Ceselski TOPEKA, KS — Area bachelorette Bethany Burton spent her Friday night like any other, tearing into a
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Dog Has Person Name
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Hannah Ceselski PASADENA, CA — The Richardsons, a local nuclear family, decided to expand their family tree this week
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Selfish RA Keeps All the Good Condoms For Himself
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Hannah Ceselski PARKSIDE A&H, FLOOR TWO – Senior Eric Ashford was glad to complete his resident assistant duties on
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Heartwarming! This Teacher Has a Handshake with Each of His Students and They Still Hate His Guts
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Hannah Ceselski TRUMAN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL – Second grade teacher Kevin Wheeler isn’t like other teachers. He’s a cool teacher.
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Summer 2017 in Review
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Judas Totally Drops the Ball and Calls It “The Last Supper” to Jesus’s Face
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Hannah Ceselski JERUSALEM – All of Christ’s disciples sat and watched in abject horror as Judas Iscariot made an
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Local Dad Assures Frightened Toddler That Human Beings Are the Real Monsters
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Hannah Ceselski | photo credit CALABASAS, CA — Local dad Robert Milligan was proud to fulfill his fatherly duties as
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Freshman Still Not Sure Which Boy in Her Class to Fall in Love With the Idea Of
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Hannah Ceselski USC — Freshman Rebecca Serrano faced a difficult decision as she entered her second semester. She still
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