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Author: Jack Hackett

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Man Struck by Lightning Gains Ability to Tell Same Damn Story for 20 Years

March 23, 2017January 23, 2021 Jack Hackett 2900 Views
by Jack Hackett NEWNAN, GA -- Twenty years ago, lightning struck local farmer Doug Prestons while he was out tilling Read more
Local Sports 

Veggie Platter at Super Bowl Party Left Untouched

February 6, 2017June 19, 2020 Jack Hackett 5927 Views
by Jack Hackett and Kim Rogers LOS ANGELES, CA -- When Jerry Moskowitz walked into the joint, he used to Read more
College 

Smoking Banned, Student Doesn’t Know What to Do with Sick New Hookah Setup

January 12, 2017June 19, 2020 Jack Hackett 3956 Views
by Jack Hackett USC -- After Provost Michael Quick’s school-wide smoking ban reaching all on and off-campus university owned housing, Read more
College USC 

Spring Admit Orientation Just Pile of Flyers and Open Bag of Oreos

January 9, 2017June 19, 2020 Jack Hackett 4596 Views
by Jack Hackett USC -- On Monday The Dornsife College of Arts, Letters, and Sciences, graciously welcomed the incoming 2017 Read more
College USC 

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse Raid Campus, DPS: “Suspicious Activity. Stay Away from Area”

December 7, 2016June 19, 2020 Jack Hackett 6553 Views
by Jack Hackett USC -- Early Wednesday morning, the skies opened up, releasing the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse unto Read more
Entertainment 

Local Man Takes Home Legendary Haul of 37 Copies of ‘Jack Reacher’ from Black Friday Sale

November 25, 2016June 19, 2020 Jack Hackett 3042 Views
by Jack Hackett BUFFALO, NY -- After standing in sub-zero temperatures for six hours, local man George Thurwood pushed and Read more
Politics 

Hillary Clinton Hangs Up Spurs, Moseys Off Into Sunset

November 11, 2016January 21, 2021 Jack Hackett 7479 Views
by Jack Hackett AMERICA -- After failing to make it into the presidential office on Tuesday, Hillary Clinton called it Read more
Local 

“I Can Fix You” Whispers Man to Bleeding Out Hot Pocket

November 4, 2016 Jack Hackett 3713 Views
by Jack Hackett LOS ANGELES, CA -- Junior Thomas Maxwell made himself a Hot Pocket Tuesday night. Upon removal from Read more
Local 

Man Sadly Eats Entire ‘Brownie Explosion’ For Three By Himself

October 13, 2016October 13, 2016 Jack Hackett 4273 Views
by Jack Hackett LOS ANGELES, CA -- In Waterson’s Ice Cream Shoppe, local man Jake Hermann ordered the ‘Brownie Explosion’, Read more
Videos 

This Week, Right Now. — 9/17/16

September 17, 2016July 23, 2020 Jack Hackett 3142 Views
Hosted by Chai Karve and Jack Hackett Jokes by: - Jori Barash - Mimi Evans - Jack Hackett - Chai Read more
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