Republicans Celebrate Spooky Season By Making Americans Fear For the Future of Their Civil Rights
By Drew Thomas-Nathan
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Author: Drew Thomas-Nathan
Girlboss Alert! These Scientists Created a Theme Park With Only Girl Dinosaurs
By Drew Thomas-Nathan ISLA NUBLAR — Watch out Disney World! Fuck off Universal Studios! Eat shit Seaworld! There’s a new
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Girlboss Alert! This Video Game Boss is a Girl
By Drew Thomas-Nathan VALENCIA, CA — That’s another glass ceiling shattered as area gamer Alexander Dawson confirmed that the boss
Read more“Rats! Foiled Again!” Announce Senate Republicans Accused of Hypocrisy
By Drew Thomas-Nathan WASHINGTON DC — Senate Republicans released a statement of defeat last Friday following a deluge of #resistance
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Report: Jenna’s Mom Says Hi
By Drew Thomas-Nathan PASADENA, CA — You’ll never guess who I just saw at Kmart: Jenna’s Mom! By the way,
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A Group of College Students Knew They Had Chainsaw Hands. They Played Patty Cake Anyways.
By Drew Thomas-Nathan OXFORD, OH — When a police officer pulled up to a house near the Miami University campus
Read moreNintendo to Celebrate Mario’s 35th Anniversary by Blowing Up an Italian Eatery Every Day For 35 Days
By Drew Thomas-Nathan KYOTO, JAPAN — The year 2020 marks the 35th anniversary of the original Super Mario Bros game
Read moreIlhan Omar Called Out For Blatant Anti-Semitism After Not Going to Cousin Josh’s Bar Mitzvah
By Drew Thomas-Nathan MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Minnesota Congresswoman Ilhan Omar was once again called out by the American Jewish community
Read moreEven on Days That Aren’t 9/11 We Should All Think a Little Bit About 9/11
By Drew Thomas-Nathan WASHINGTON, D.C. – Few historic events have an anniversary as easy to remember as the attacks on
Read moreKim Jong-un Goes Into Coma In Order to Weed Out Any Advisors Stupid Enough to Fall For This Again
By Drew Thomas-Nathan PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA — North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un deliberately faked falling into a coma yet again
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