New Head of CDC Says Batman Doesn’t Have to Wear a Mask Anymore
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Review: ‘Godzilla vs. Kong’ Refreshingly Features Monster Fights Instead of Pitting Successful, Talented Women Against Each Other
By Drew Thomas-Nathan There’s a scene in Adam Wingard’s “Godzilla vs. Kong” where the towering ape (not a “monke” as
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Opinion: Now Is Not the Time For Driving a Ship Through Ursula the Sea Witch’s Chest as She Cackles About Ruling the Seven Seas, Now Is the Time For Unity
By Jetsam We were all shocked when Ursula the sea witch tricked King Triton into giving her his magic trident.
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Measles, Polio Assure Sobbing COVID-19 That a Vaccine Doesn’t Mean Extinction
By Drew Thomas-Nathan WESTWOOD, CA — A vaccine for COVID-19 is finally here and just starting to be distributed. Sensing
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“New Year, New Me!” Says Alien Body Snatcher
By Drew Thomas-Nathan LOS FELIZ, CA — With another year in the can, some are already looking forward to the
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Film Connoisseur Would Rather Die Than Watch Godzilla vs Kong at Home
By Drew Thomas-Nathan SILVER LAKE, CA — Following Warner Brothers Studios’ announcement that its entire 2021 slate of films would
Read moreQuiz: Which “Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel” Lyric Describes Your Sex Life?
By Drew Thomas-Nathan The Sack of Troy’s most brilliant and dedicated in-house sociologists have discovered that every human being’s sex
Read moreLA to Create Program to Divert Mental Health Calls From Stoic Dads Saying “Tough It Up”
By Drew Thomas-Nathan LOS ANGELES, CA — The Los Angeles City Council unanimously voted Wednesday to create a pilot program
Read moreNation Finally Free to Think About Other Terrible Things
By Drew Thomas-Nathan WASHINGTON, DC — With the voters of the United States of America choosing to elect a president
Read moreJason Voorhees Enraged After Momentarily Believing a Meme That Said Halloween is on Friday the 13th This Year
CAMP CRYSTAL LAKE, NJ — Invincible serial killer and bad luck holiday enthusiast Jason Voorhees threw a fit last Sunday
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