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Author: Chad Lonski

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DPS Shuts Down Pathetic, Dry Party Out of Pity

February 24, 2017June 19, 2020 Chad Lonski

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chad Lonski USC — After receiving reports of a disorderly party Friday night at Parkside Apartments, the Department of

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Roski Student Gets Job

May 5, 2016June 19, 2020 Chad Lonski articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chad Lonski USC — Sam Miller, a Roski School of Art and Design student studying Free Spirit Expressionism and

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Gentrification Hits Disneyland Hard, Rising Rents Force Seven Dwarfs to Move

April 6, 2016January 21, 2021 Chad Lonski articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chad Lonski base photo by Babble DISNEYLAND — The magic kingdom has been experiencing some large changes in recent

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College USC 

Roski School to Be Leveled, Making Way for Marshall School Country Club

March 24, 2016June 19, 2020 Chad Lonski articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chad Lonski USC — The USC board of campus planning and development announced plans to level the Roski School

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Justice Scalia’s Ghost Enjoys New Home in Disneyland’s Haunted Mansion

March 11, 2016January 21, 2021 Chad Lonski articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chad Lonski DISNEYLAND — Upon departing his Supreme Court seat, and his body, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia’s specter

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Politics 

Bernie Sanders’ Campaign Replaces “Billionaire Class” Campaign Bus With VW Camper Van

February 29, 2016January 21, 2021 Chad Lonski articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chad Lonski AMERICA — Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has announced plans to replace his fancy and elitist campaign bus

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