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Discussion Section Exposes Students to a Diversity of Incorrect Views

February 22, 2017June 19, 2020 Chai Karve

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve USC — At a Friday morning discussion section for a Law, Society & Culture GE, students have

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Inattentive Student Nods Along Like He Knows What The Hell’s Happening

February 16, 2017June 19, 2020 Chai Karve

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve USC — During last week’s operations management lecture on theoretical constraints, capacity, and forecasting, senior business major

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“It’s Just a Day” Woman Reminds Herself on February 14th

February 14, 2017 Chai Karve

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve USC — As another year whizzes by, local 20-something Jenna Richards is still single and has never been

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Professor Really Hopes The Cool Kids Show Up To Office Hours

December 1, 2016June 19, 2020 Chai Karve

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve USC — From noon to 2 p.m. every Wednesday and Friday afternoon, professor Todd Burgos sits patiently in

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Local Improv Troupe Finds Spontaneous Ways to Not Be Funny Each Time

November 29, 2016June 19, 2020 Chai Karve

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve LOS ANGELES, CA — Zany local improv troupe Home Improv-ment is on a heck of a roll.

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Old Woman in Wheelchair at Airport Totally Just Cut In Line Again

November 23, 2016November 30, 2016 Chai Karve

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve LOS ANGELES, CA — The day before Thanksgiving, in the midst of the chaotic security line at

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Business Student Angry He’s Not Drowning in Money Yet

October 26, 2016June 19, 2020 Chai Karve

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve LOS ANGELES, CA — Upon starting his third year at the Marshall School of Business, Dale Winchester

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Middle School Vice Principal In Backwards Chair Understands Your Problems

October 14, 2016 Chai Karve

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve SUNNYVALE, CA — At Paterson Middle School’s main office, Vice Principal Wes Walczak spoke to several students

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Marshall Students Required to Take Empathy Class

October 12, 2016June 19, 2020 Chai Karve

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve LOS ANGELES, CA — USC’s esteemed Marshall School of Business has decided to add an empathy class.

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Podcast Listener Knows More Specific Bullshit Than You

October 7, 2016 Chai Karve

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers & Chai Karve SILVER LAKE, CA — A local friend group was enjoying a casual conversation about

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