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Guy In Feminism GE “Gets It”

September 26, 2016June 19, 2020 Chai Karve

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve  |  photo by Tarek Roshdy USC — Sophomore Jimmy Metza begrudingly enrolled in a feminism class this fall

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Ralphs Fixes Typo, Adds Apostrophe

September 12, 2016September 12, 2016 Chai Karve

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve COMPTON, CA — At Ralphs Corporate Headquarters, panic is afoot. Top analysts in the company came to

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