Dad At IKEA Tests Furniture With Crisp Knock and Declaration of “It’s Solid”
by Chai Karve BURBANK, CA -- Local father Gerald Muller roamed the walkways of IKEA with his collegiate daughter Beth Read more
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White Noise Machine Just Your Friend, Megan
by Chai Karve USC -- Sleep is an oft-neglected aspect of college life. Getting 7 to 8 hours is essential, Read more
Aroused Senior Scours Internet for Hot Sexy Job Opportunities
by Chai Karve ELLENDALE STREET – After a long day of lollygagging with his friends, senior Dustin Mazen went home Read more
Friend Seeks Conversational Entry to Talk About Own Summer Without Seeming Like a Dick
by Chai Karve CAMPUS CENTER - Logan Fitz had a dope summer. Like, seriously. He traveled, interned at an investment Read more
“Was It Good for You?” Asks Professor After Boning Students with Cumulative Final
by Chai Karve USC -- After collecting tear-stained exams from his students, Professor George Madoff lit up a cigarette and Read more
Kinky Dog Really Into This Whole Leash Thing
by Chai Karve LOS ANGELES, CA -- Local cocker spaniel Buddy was born on a farm where he roamed the Read more
Toes Slip Out From Bottom of Blankie
by Chai Karve MAZDA BROOK, NJ -- Late Thursday night, in a suburban home in northern New Jersey, 7 year Read more
“I Have Too Much On My Plate” Says Student Who Signed Up For This
by Chai Karve USC -- On a bright Wednesday afternoon, exhausted student Ari Davis plumped down in the middle of Read more
USG Does Free Food Thing to Raise Awareness About USG
by Chai Karve CAMPUS CENTER -- The Undergraduate Student Government allows students to take action and enact change on campus. Read more
Loose Cannon Oscars PA Adds “My Virginity” to In Memoriam
by Chai Karve DOLBY THEATRE -- The In Memoriam section of the Oscars pays tribute to those in the business Read more