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College USC 

USC Graduate Starts Charity to Give IPads to Homeless

January 24, 2014January 21, 2021 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman and Jori Barash  photo by deadly sirius edited by jori barash Homelessnessless LA is a new nonprofit

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College Politics USC 

Chris Christie Shuts Down McClintock Avenue for Political Retribution

January 20, 2014June 19, 2020 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman and Jori Barash For the past week, the USC community has wondered why traffic is so restricted

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University to Double USG Salaries

December 18, 2013June 19, 2020 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman and Jori Barash Photo by Daily Trojan Starting in January, compensation for Undergraduate Student Government officers will

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College Local 

T.O. Student Ponders: “What is T.O.?”

November 23, 2013February 25, 2022 Axel Hellman

By Axel Hellman How do I know something? How do I know I know something? How do I know I’ll

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Graduating Senior Honored for Record Fundraging Totals

November 8, 2013June 19, 2020 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman and Morgan Greenwald In a ceremony last Thursday held by the Michael and Kijafa Vick Children’s Foundation,

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Golf Cart Pileup on Trousdale Parkway Maims 7

November 7, 2013June 19, 2020 Axel Hellman

By Axel Hellman A peaceful morning on Trousdale Parkway at the heart of USC quickly turned into a horrific scene

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College Local USC 

Student from Los Angeles Takes Metro for First Time

November 7, 2013June 19, 2020 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman Jocelyn Chang, a freshman majoring in puppetry performance at the USC School of Dramatic Arts,  announced that

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Introduction from the Editor: Dear Foolish Americans, I come to Your Country in Peace

November 7, 2013February 25, 2022 Axel Hellman Letter from the Editor

by Axel Hellman Letter from the Editor: Greetings, wretched people of USC, and welcome to my wonderful publication, the Sack

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College USC 

Fun Event Occurs at Parkside- Onlookers in Disbelief

November 7, 2013February 25, 2022 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman On Thursday evening, news broke of an apparent “event” at Parkside.  University officials were at first doubtful that

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College Entertainment USC 

USC Film School Pirated

November 7, 2013June 19, 2020 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman USC has spent decades building its School of Cinematic Arts (SCA) into what is arguably the best

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