Struggling Writer Stands Beside Pile of Crumpled Computers
By Amanda Douglas NORFOLK, VA –Last Thursday, Erin Rogers found herself once again surrounded by a pile of crumpled computers
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Youngest Child Kind of a Dud
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Amanda Douglas PLEASANTON, CA – Reputable sources recently confirmed what everyone in his life already knew: second-grader Lawrence Duncan,
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“Me, Myself, and I Love the Carpool Lane,” Declares Man Minutes Before Massive Fine
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Amanda Douglas PALMDALE, CA – In a devastating misstep, local commuter Terry Moore proclaimed, “Me, myself, and I love
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Woman Fishing for Compliments Accidentally Catches Big, Gross Halibut
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Amanda Douglas SAN FRANCISCO, CA — California native Olive Hayes was fishing for compliments at friend Angie Clark’s engagement
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Local Man Mows Lawn Like He Doesn’t Have a Second Family
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Douglas SONOMA, CA – On Thursday morning, Sonoma residents found Greg Geffen once again mowing his lawn like
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Friendly Reminder Actually Kind of Bitchy
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Douglas LOS ANGELES, CA – Last week, tenants of Glendale Apartments received an email from their landlord Eli
Read moreAudience at Concert Has Surprisingly Deep Voice
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Douglas OAKLAND, CA – At a recent Oracle concert, patrons and employees alike were shocked by the surprisingly
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Report: Praying Mantis Loses Faith in God
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Douglas Praying Mantis Phil Mayes recently lost faith in God, he reported on Tuesday afternoon. Mayes grew up
Read moreSong Fast But Sad
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Douglas LOS ANGELES, CA – Across the United States last Thursday, listeners tuned into 307.5 XM radio heard
Read moreBicycle Cop Races Through Village in Hot Pursuit of Dignity
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Douglas USC VILLAGE – Bicycle cops roam the Village at all times, keeping their eyes peeled for reckless
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