Area Man Definitely Not Compensating for Anything
By Alexandra Ornes “Blue Origin New Shepard NS-10 Ignition” by NASA Flight Opportunities is licensed under CC BY-NC 2.0 Modified from Creative Commons
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Wildfires Excited for Biggest Night of Their Year
By Alexandra Ornes Picture by Garreth Paul on Unsplash
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Girlboss Alert! Local Woman Uses Neck Massager as Neck Massager
By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA – In a total #girlboss moment last Tuesday, Annie Bridger used her neck massager
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USC Housing Announces Priority Will Be Given to Students Who Can Solve These Three Riddles
By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA – After a long wait, USC Housing finally announced priority will be given to
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Queen Finally Defeats Zombie Prince Phillip
By Alexandra Ornes LONDON, UK – After years of battle, on Friday morning the Queen finally defeated the Zombie form
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Local Girl Isn’t Young Or Old Enough To Justify Saying Oopsie Daisy
By Alexandra Ornes KNOXVILLE, TN – Local 17-year-old girl Samantha Lange shocked friends on Friday with the use of the
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Girlboss Alert! Cute Design of Tampon Applicator Makes Periods TOTALLY Worth It
By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA – In a total bad bitch moment, Always has come out with a new
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Opinion: I Miss Trump’s Twitter More Than My Ex
By Alexandra Ornes After the obligatory mourning period, I think I’m finally ready to share my feelings with the world.
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Texas Challenges Coronavirus to Good Ol’ Fashioned Western Showdown
By Alexandra Ornes HIGH NOON, TOWN THAT AIN’T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US – As the sun crested
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USC Freshmen Receive Welcome Box Containing Four White Claws, a Fire Alarm Set For 4am, and a Lifetime of Student Debt
By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA – USC freshman Dylan Gomez was elated to receive a USC Welcome Box, which
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