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OPINION: Old Or Not, Biden Sure Knows How to Hold a Phone When Taking a Group Photo

May 31, 2024June 16, 2024 Phineas Kelly

By Phineas Kelly LOS ANGELES, CA – In light of President Joseph Robinette Biden’s recent age-related blunders, it’s important to

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Carol Folt Announces She Is Two Police Calls Away From A Free Sandwich

May 6, 2024May 6, 2024 Dean Woods

By Dean Woods LOS ANGELES, CA – On Sunday, May 5, 2024, Carol Folt called the LAPD to help their

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USC Admin Only Making Bad Decisions Because They Like The News Helicopters

May 1, 2024April 29, 2024 Jackson Parker

By Jackson Parker LOS ANGELES, CA — USC President Carol Folt has announced the school’s administration has been purposefully creating

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Guy Gets A Little Too Into TrojanLearn Roleplay

May 1, 2024May 2, 2024 Megan Dang

By Megan Dang LOS ANGELES, CA — USC sophomore Thomas Tracy raised some eyebrows when he was a little too

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