Traveler’s Early Retirement Followed by Suspicious Meat in the Parkside Dining Hall
By Dean Woods LOS ANGELES, CA – Following a typical Saturday evening at the Coliseum, packed with sweaty football fans,
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Month: March 2024
Op-ed: This College Shit is Nothing like The Sims 4 Discover University: Expansion Pack
By Julian Avrith Instagram Caption: Dis Colablush Shat Es Natig Gleeba Sims 4 Dober Uberdrap: Eepa Peepa LOS ANGELES, CA
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Mysterious Bookstore Crush Actually Just A Confused, Illiterate Man
By Megan Dang LOS ANGELES, CA — Local BookToker Melissa Ryan was devastated to discover that the mysterious dreamboat she’d
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Woman Describing Her Type Accidentally Just Describes Paul Bunyan With Scary Accuracy
By Megan Dang CLEVELAND, OH — When delusional single woman Ronnie Davis described her type to her friends, they were
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