National Association of Fourth Graders Recommends Schools Remain Closed in Fall

By JT Tomlinson NEW YORK, NY — The National Association of Fourth Graders recommended Friday afternoon that all public and

Clifford the Big Red Dog Admits Steroid Use

By Melanie Hoffmann BIRDWELL ISLAND – In a bombshell press conference, Clifford the Big Red Dog tearfully confessed to using

CHARLOTTE, NC — Facebook users were awestruck on Monday when Susan Johnson, mother of three, made her stance vague on

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by Christine Politte BOULDER, CO – Sources have confirmed that yes, those tall people are Bradley Sullivan’s parents. The juxtaposition

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By Amanda Douglas NORFOLK, VA –Last Thursday, Erin Rogers found herself once again surrounded by a pile of crumpled computers

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By Mia Young BUFFALO, NY — Earlier this week high school junior Sam Rizzo reported that a three-month-old marijuana brownie

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By Melanie Hoffmann LOS ANGELES, CA — Despite recent openings of restaurants and retail locations, many offices remain shut due