New Succulent Owner Still Depressed
By Patrick Duffy LOS ANGELES, CA — Multiple reports from witnesses, roommates, and mental health specialists confirmed that local university Read more
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Good Neighbor Delivers Groceries to Elderly Homes Even With Cough and Fever
By Rachel Michelman PHOENIX, AZ — Ethel Bates was taken aback when she found out that Arizona had issued a Read more
“Hey, This is Kinda Neat,” Reports Local Man After Washing His Hands for the First Time
by Jonathan Krone Dayton, OH — After widespread fear surrounding the recent outbreak of coronavirus, local man Dennis Whitman finally Read more
Company Gives Prospective Intern Choice to Absolutely Fucking Humiliate Himself on Phone or In Person
by Keith Herrmann LOS ANGELES, CA – Telling the student to “pick his poison,” a local company offered a prospective Read more
Threesome Less Fun After Two People Cancel Last-Minute
By Finn Kobler Frat registers shut down by police. Q&A screenings with directors who never showed. That one thing Fetti Read more
Coolest Sixth Grader Ever Throws Ball Far
By Jonathan Krone JEFFERSON MIDDLE SCHOOL — Local sixth grader Jeffrey Sanderson cemented his status as the undisputed king of Read more
Trendy New Fusion Restaurant Combines Mediterranean Food With Money Laundering Scheme
By Preston Long ECHO PARK, CA — Anyone looking for something a little different from the local food scene is Read more
Huge Skateboard No Match For Tiny Rock
by Seth Woodhouse LOS ANGELES, CA — It was like any Tuesday for Gerald the Carbon GTR Skateboard, as his Read more
Good Cousins Not at Thanksgiving This Year
By Charlotte Phillipp LOS ANGELES, CA — An exciting Thanksgiving afternoon for local siblings Julia and Luke Thompson was quickly Read more
Tall Guy Could Be Taller
by Keith Herrmann LOS ANGELES, CA – Local tall man Jacob Marzaroli could stand to be a few inches taller, Read more