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Police Raid Gingerbread Crack House During Pop Rock Bust

December 25, 2020December 27, 2020 Jack Martino 143 Views

By Jack Martino SANTAVILLE, NORTH POLE – Following an anonymous tip that a local gingerbread house was a hotspot for

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6 Adorable Gift Ideas For The Anti-Semitic Horse Goblin That Lives In Your Attic

December 22, 2020December 22, 2020 Finn Kobler 148 Views

By Finn Kobler  Ah, Christmas. Everyone’s favorite 3-month-long street fight between Jesus’ most devoted followers, earnestly trying to celebrate his

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Breaking: On Top of Everything Else, Now It’s Cold Outside

December 21, 2020December 21, 2020 Charlotte Phillip 129 Views

By Charlotte Phillipp MADISON, WISCONSIN — On top of the daily horrors that we now call “life,” experts have confirmed

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Local Teen Can’t Wait To Get Into Christmas Spirit By Decorating Room, Being Hit With The Realization Another Year Of Her Life Has Flown By With Nothing To Show For It

December 18, 2020December 18, 2020 Alexandra Ornes 212 Views

By Alexandra Ornes SAN JOSE, CA – Local Teen Lila Mueller can’t wait to decorate her room with cute Christmas

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Friend Who Plans On “Heading Up There” Actually Has To Travel South

December 16, 2020December 13, 2020 Mia Young 163 Views

By Mia Young MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Recent college graduate Andrew Swanson made plans to head “up” to visit his best

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Toddler Gives Impassioned Yet Unintelligible Speech on Space and/or Dinosaurs

December 15, 2020December 13, 2020 Rachel Michelman 214 Views

By Rachel Michelman TONY’S TOT DAYCARE, NC — Local toddler Alex Morgan impressed both his peers and daycare workers when

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LA County Gives Up “Cool Mom” Title, Imposes Mandatory Bedtime

December 7, 2020December 6, 2020 Jack Martino 197 Views

By Jack Martino LOS ANGELES, CA – As COVID-19 cases rise, Los Angeles County has officially abandoned the “cool mom”

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LA to Create Program to Divert Mental Health Calls From Stoic Dads Saying “Tough It Up”

December 3, 2020December 3, 2020 Drew Thomas-Nathan 249 Views

By Drew Thomas-Nathan LOS ANGELES, CA — The Los Angeles City Council unanimously voted Wednesday to create a pilot program

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Former School Bully Reaches Out to Classmates to Apologize, Sell Pyramid Scheme Knives

December 1, 2020November 30, 2020 Charlotte Phillip 312 Views

By Charlotte Phillipp COSTA MESA, CA. – Former high school bully Bryleigh Davis has decided to turn a new leaf

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Uninvited Racist Uncle Zoom Bombs Virtual Thanksgiving Dinner

November 26, 2020December 2, 2020 Alexandra Miller 251 Views

By Alexandra Miller HOMETOWN, USA – Even with the unprecedented COVID-19 restrictions, the heartwarming Thanksgiving traditions of warm turkey, pumpkin

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