Freshman with Sock on Door Could Have Easily Sent Text
by Melanie Hoffmann NEW/NORTH RESIDENTIAL COLLEGE — Freshman resident Randy Danvers caused widespread confusion among his floormates after hanging a Read more
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“Me, Myself, and I Love the Carpool Lane,” Declares Man Minutes Before Massive Fine
By Amanda Douglas PALMDALE, CA – In a devastating misstep, local commuter Terry Moore proclaimed, “Me, myself, and I love Read more
Student Starves to Death After Being Trapped in Chair-Desk Hybrid
by Jonathan Krone TAPER HALL OF HUMANITIES — Tragedy struck the Trojan Family today when freshman Max Rosenberg starved to Read more
USC Village’s Newest Establishment Just Empty Room Where You Can Spit On Poor People
By Patrick Duffy LOS ANGELES, CA – Students and patrons at USC Village will soon have a new spot to Read more
“Wait, What’d You Say?” Asks Third Friend On Narrow Sidewalk
By Eloise Rollins-Fife LOS ANGELES — They say three’s a crowd, and no one understands this better than Freddie Putz, Read more
Carol Folt Accidentally Sends Blank Scandal Email Template to The Entire School
By Jonathan Krone UNIVERSITY PARK, CA — While messing around with different font colors, new USC President Carol Folt accidentally Read more
Freshman Gets Name, Major, and Hometown Tattooed on Forehead
By Jonathan Krone PARKSIDE ARTS & HUMANITIES — Adjusting to college life can be difficult for many, but Freshman Drew Read more
Oceana Seafood Files Lawsuit Against USC After School Falsely Told Them People Would Eat There
By Dan Toomey Los Angeles, CA – Village newcomer Oceana Seafood became the latest in a long line of accusers Read more
Hot Girl Summer Lukewarm at Best
by Melanie Hoffmann LOS ANGELES, CA — On August 10th, when USC junior Lucy Lampart tweeted that she had experienced Read more
