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‘Conquest’ Setlist Includes Only Two Songs, “Jason Derulo” And “Derulo Uncut”

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RSG Holds Intervention For Over-Muscular Mascot’s Steroid Habit, “Save Tommy Trojan Night”

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President Bush Asked To Tackle Campus Alcohol Abuse Today, “Mission Accomplished”

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ROTC Students Respond Nervously to George Bush’s “Fight On”

November 19, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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President Bush Visits USC Tomorrow, Declares Major In Nucular Engineering

November 18, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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Trojan Grounds Introduces New Menu Items With “Street” Theme: “Yo, Tro Gro Got Fro Yo, Fo Sho”

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