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Dads Everywhere Try to Out-Dad Each Other’s Halloween Pun Costumes

October 30, 2015January 21, 2021 Soraya Simi articles

by Soraya Simi MUNDANE, IL, October 31–It’s Halloween, a time for dads to gather around the lawn and celebrate the

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USC Administration Having Really Tough Week, Asks for Five-Day Extension for New Web Registration

October 29, 2015January 23, 2021 Staff articles

by Staff USC–Earlier yesterday morning, USC administration sent an email letting students know it really enjoys this semester and everything,

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University Executes “Great California MakeOut” Disaster Drill

October 28, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff USC–Following the success of the “Great ShakeOut” earthquake drill, USC’s Disaster Preparedness SCenter will begin to institute more

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DPS Replaces Segways with Hoverboards

October 26, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Mark Lee University of Southern California–To meet USC’s budget cut demands, DPS is replacing their current fleet of segways

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Where Your Tuition Money Goes pt III

October 21, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff 0 Comment articles

by Staff USC–For the past two years the USC Financial Office has released breakdowns of how students’ tuition gets put

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Arizona Preschool Introduces Mandatory Open Carry for Students

October 19, 2015January 21, 2021 Staff 0 Comment articles

by Jacob Emerson TUCSON, AZ–In the wake of a string of violent school shootings in the past few weeks, an

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Netflix and Chill Added to University Guidelines for Consent

October 16, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff 0 Comment articles, featured

by Staff USC–As the definition of “Netflix and Chill” has taken on a different meaning, teens have begun using video

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Deleted Tweets from Donald Trump During Democratic Debate

October 14, 2015January 21, 2021 Staff 0 Comment articles, featured

by Staff UNITED STATES OF ‘MERICA–On Tuesday, Donald Trump announced he would live tweet the First Democratic Presidential Debate. Some

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Sarkisian, “You’re Terminated”

October 13, 2015January 21, 2021 Staff 0 Comment articles, featured, sports

by Staff SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA–After two full days of suspension, Steve Sarkisian failed to gain another win for USC football, and

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Other Things Volkswagen Is Hiding

October 12, 2015January 21, 2021 Soraya Simi 0 Comment articles, featured

by Soraya Simi and Annalise Pasztor As the Volkswagen emissions scandal unfolds, further investigation has brought to light a wealth

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