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OPINION: Start The Steal

November 6, 2024November 6, 2024 Violet Rose Wang

By Violet Wang Washington, D.C. – Listen up liberals, the jig is up. We need to start the steal. I

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Politics U.S. 

Tim Walz Sticks Landing on Surprisingly Tasteful Tupac Costume

November 2, 2024October 31, 2024 Phineas Kelly

By Phineas Kelly WASHINGTON, DC – Vice-presidential candidate Tim Walz made a stir on the campaign trail this week after

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Politics U.S. 

U.S. Government Releases New Military Propaganda Made With Canva

August 1, 2024July 31, 2024 Megan Dang

By Megan Dang  WASHINGTON D.C. — The U.S. military has just released propaganda designed using the poster editing app Canva. 

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Breaking: 9/11 For NPR Listeners

July 22, 2024July 22, 2024 Liam Stephenson

By Liam Stephenson WASHINGTON, D.C. – Joe Biden’s exit from the 2024 election has sent a shock through NPR listeners

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News in Brief Politics 

Alec Baldwin Attends Trump Rally

July 13, 2024July 14, 2024 Levi Elias

By Levi Elias BUTLER, PA – After the dismissal of Alec Baldwin’s dramatic and highly publicized manslaughter trial in the

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Politics U.S. 

“I Know You Are, But What Am I?” and 5 Other Thoughtful Points From Tonight’s Presidential Debate

June 27, 2024June 27, 2024 Megan Dang

By Megan Dang ATLANTA, GA — Joe Biden and Donald Trump are beloved by all for their intelligence and virtuousness,

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Politics 

Trump Denies Guilt on Whatever Court Charged Him With

June 16, 2024June 16, 2024 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster  Following the announcement that former President Donald Trump was found guilty on all counts in the hush-money

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Editorial Politics 

OPINION: Old Or Not, Biden Sure Knows How to Hold a Phone When Taking a Group Photo

May 31, 2024June 16, 2024 Phineas Kelly

By Phineas Kelly LOS ANGELES, CA – In light of President Joseph Robinette Biden’s recent age-related blunders, it’s important to

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Politics 

Sack of Troy’s Picks For George Santos’ Replacement

December 6, 2023December 5, 2023 Jackson Parker

By Jackson Parker After recently being expelled in an overwhelming 311-114 vote, George Santos’ seat in the House of Representatives

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Politics 

Opinion: If My Coworkers Had a Vote on Whether They Liked Me or Not, I Would Cry

November 6, 2023November 6, 2023 Finn Rollings

By Finn Rollings WASHINGTON, D.C. — As The Sack of Troy’s Capitol Hill Correspondent and Resident Empath, I just know

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