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Taylor Swift Drops First Easter Egg for 2030 Divorce Album

August 26, 2025August 26, 2025 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer NASHVILLE, TN – Taylor Swift just looked at the sales numbers for Adele’s 30 and sighed…and then

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Move Over “Severance”! Apple TV Premieres New Hit Show “Get Out with White People”

May 3, 2025May 3, 2025 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer THE SUNKEN PLACE — Following the success of Severance, Apple TV just straight-up made a show called

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Three Things I Learned From The Smut Panel at the Festival of Books

May 2, 2025August 26, 2025 Pablo Rodriguez

By Pablo Rodriguez LOS ANGELES, CA – Last weekend the LA Times held the world famous Festival of Books at

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Opinion: Why Awkwafina Should Play Ringo Starr In Upcoming Biopic

April 16, 2025April 18, 2025 Gracie Silberman

By: Gracie Silberman LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – On March 31, 2025 Variety announced the cast of the upcoming 4-part Beatles

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Minecraft Movie Starts with Land Acknowledgement

April 14, 2025April 18, 2025 Charlotte Dekle

By: Charlotte Dekle LOS ANGELES, CA—In a bizarre turn for the fantasy adventure comedy that grossed $317 katrillion at the

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Local Man’s Mood Completely Tied to Pokemon TCG Pocket Luck

March 24, 2025March 29, 2025 Nino Muratori

By Nino Muratori LOS ANGELES, CA — It was a beautiful day in sunny Southern California when Braeden Kohler’s friends

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A.J. & Big Justice Pay Respects To Tragic Coal Mine Explosion With Five Big Booms

March 5, 2025March 8, 2025 Megan Dang

By Megan Dang GILLETTE, WY — Social media stars A.J. & Big Justice responded to the news of a tragic

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Racist Caricature Reposted By Elon Musk on X Nominated For 13 Academy Awards

February 28, 2025March 8, 2025 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer  LOS ANGELES — Emilia Pérez was nominated for 13 Academy Awards earlier this week, including Best Picture.

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Nosferatu Got Summoned to Jury Duty – What Happened Next Will Leave You Horny

February 21, 2025February 27, 2025 Gracie Silberman

By: Gracie Silberman SEATTLE, WASHINGTON – U.S. citizens called for jury duty faced a rude awakening this week when they

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Kanye Apologizes, Claims Twitter Account Was Hacked by Kanye

February 10, 2025February 11, 2025 Liam Stephenson

By Liam Stephenson WASHINGTON, D.C. –  After an onslaught of racist, antisemitic, and generally bigoted tweets, Kanye West claims that

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