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Millie Bobby Brown Adopts Fellow Child Actors

January 5, 2026January 18, 2026 Dean Woods

By Dean Woods HAWKINS, IN – Prolific 21-year old actress Millie Bobby Brown, a.k.a. Millie Bonnie Bongiovi, a.k.a. Millie Bon

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Business Bro Confused By New MLM Show

January 4, 2026January 18, 2026 Charlotte Dekle

By Charlotte Dekle THE COTTAGE, CA — Recent USC Marshall graduate Scott Hunter (no relation) has been confounded by the

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Capitalism Really Fun in Stardew Valley

December 18, 2025January 16, 2026 Noelle Medina

By Noelle Medina PELICAN TOWN – Socialists beware! Despite being advertised as a liberal paradise where everyone is bisexual, beloved

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Undercover Glee Fan Can’t Wait for Spotify Wrapped to Stop Collecting Data

November 25, 2025January 16, 2026 Gracie Silberman

By Gracie Silberman LOS ANGELES, CA – As late November approaches, Spotify listeners are breathing a sigh of relief as

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Travis Kelce Learns How to Swim

November 1, 2025January 16, 2026 Gabby Frugoni

By Gabby Frugoni KANSAS CITY, MO – He did it! Three-time Super Bowl champion Travis Kelce has finally learned how

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The Sack Liturgical: How Much Does K-Pop Demon Hunters Follow the Gospel of the One True Christ Our Lord?

October 20, 2025January 16, 2026 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer THE VATICAN — What up Jesus Freaks? Confirmed Catholic Margaret Danenhauer here, and today we’re counting down

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Jubilee Posts “Surrounded: One Person with Gun vs. 20 Hostages”

October 19, 2025January 16, 2026 Charlotte Dekle

By Charlotte Dekle LOS ANGELES, CA — Social media giant and right-wing pipeline enthusiasts Jubilee recently posted a new edition

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GoFundMe to Save Rainforests Accidentally Saves Rainforest Cafes

October 15, 2025January 16, 2026 Gracie Silberman

By Gracie Silberman ONTARIO MILLS, CALIFORNIA –  A GoFundMe started by College Kids Against Climate Change Club to combat deforestation

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Frat Announces New York Philharmonic as Next Big Headliner

October 3, 2025January 16, 2026 Gabby Frugoni

By Gabby Frugoni LOS ANGELES, CA – Sigma Chi Fraternity has announced that the New York Philharmonic will be performing

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Dick Wolf Drama Center Renamed to Dog Penis BFA Rehab

September 27, 2025January 16, 2026 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer  LOS ANGELES, CA — Less than a year after USC’s School of Dramatic Arts named their new

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