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Report: Jessica Is, Like, Sooooo Drunk

February 26, 2018 Veronica Marks

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Veronica Marks LOS ANGELES, CA – In a study confirmed by experts, researchers, and eyewitnesses, Jessica, a 19-year-old sophomore

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Sorority Gives Diversity Bid to Girl With Glasses

February 23, 2018June 19, 2020 Veronica Marks

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Veronica Marks LOS ANGELES, CA – In a shocking move that will shake up the entire Greek system, sorority

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Racist Uncle Outdone This Year By Alt-Right Cousin

November 23, 2017June 19, 2020 Veronica Marks

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Veronica Marks PASADENA, CA – As the Simmons family gathered on Thursday to celebrate Thanksgiving, they found that their

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That’s Not a Sexy Nurse Costume, You’re Just in the ER

October 31, 2017 Veronica Marks

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Veronica Marks LOS ANGELES, CA – It’s Halloweekend, so you probably assumed that hot nurse was just a hot

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Freshman Unable to Rush Calls Himself “Gay Little Girl” in the Mirror Every Night to Imagine What Might Have Been

October 24, 2017June 17, 2020 Veronica Marks

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Veronica Marks LOS ANGELES, CA – The University of Southern California decided to defer fraternity rush, effectively stopping new

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USC on Brink of War Between Wheel People and Foot People

October 20, 2017June 19, 2020 Veronica Marks

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Veronica Marks LOS ANGELES, CA – On first glance, McClintock Avenue seems peaceful and serene. The sun shines on

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