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Main Character Knows Just What to Do

March 25, 2019January 21, 2021 Sydney Sanchez

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sydney Sanchez It’s Thursday night, and Season 2 Episode 3 of your favorite television show is on. You watch

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Student’s USC Application Just Link to Parent’s IMDB

March 12, 2019June 19, 2020 Sydney Sanchez

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sydney Sanchez UNIVERSITY OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA– In a shocking breaking news story, the University of Southern California admitted that

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Catholic Church Realizes That’s Not What “Women and Children First” Means

March 6, 2019 Sydney Sanchez

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sydney Sanchez VATICAN CITY­­– Over the past week, the Catholic Church came to the startling realization that the code

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Study Abroad Student Now Just Well-Rounded Piece of Sh*t

September 20, 2018June 19, 2020 Sydney Sanchez

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sydney Sanchez USC — College senior Heather Huckabee returned to campus this fall after spending a semester abroad in

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Loser Kid Upstaged by His Father at Trojan Family Weekend

October 13, 2017June 19, 2020 Sydney Sanchez

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sydney Sanchez USC— At the Trojan Family Weekend freshman Jacob Kowalski had planned to show his parents the impressive

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Mom Only Person to Talk Shit to Daughter’s Face and Compliment Behind Back

February 10, 2017February 10, 2017 Sydney Sanchez

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sydney Sanchez LOS ANGELES, CA — After overhearing her mother on the phone, college sophomore Eloise Van realized that

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