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USC Libraries Announces Slightly Upgraded Leavey 6.0

September 13, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff

by Susan Lin After years of speculation, midnight meetings, and conspiracy theories, USC Libraries finally unveiled the fruit of its

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Columns Strong Feelings 

Opinion: Coming out of the Closet

September 13, 2014December 28, 2015 Staff

by Dick Johnson As a society, we are uncomfortably accustomed to being slotted within ranking system, whether it be socioeconomically,

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Girl Wants Boyfriend To Commit To More Serious Shows On Netflix

September 11, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Zoe Haddad STARBUCKS COFFEE—Dana Jones and her boyfriend Garrett Impton have been dating for four months. Jones initially bonded

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New DPS Uniforms Unveiled

September 9, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff USC’s Department of Public Safety, often known as DPS, revealed today the first new uniforms that will be

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USC Announces Major “Gigacampus” Deal

September 6, 2014January 23, 2021 Staff articles

by Matt Prusak Nevada and the University of Southern California made it official Friday morning: the school’s campus and its

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Viterbi Water Fountains Now Dispensing Red Bull and Cocaine

September 2, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Joseph Grazier In response to the “disappointingly large amount” of sleep engineering majors have received at USC over the

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USC Alumni Admit the Trojan Family Doesn’t Exist

August 27, 2014January 23, 2021 Staff articles

by Jack Koppa Shocking USC Administration and students alike, USC alumni today collectively admitted the Trojan Family is a complete

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USC Trustees Compete in SChampagne Bucket Challenge

August 25, 2014January 23, 2021 Staff articles

by Staff In USC’s latest fundraising effort is an adaptation of the viral ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, which, as of

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College USC 

Students Protest Offensive USC Trojans Team Name

August 21, 2014January 23, 2021 Staff articles

by Luke Phillips Last week, dozens of USC students who trace their genetic lineage to the glorious race of Aeneas

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Fraternity Excited to Receive 2014 Shipment of Females

July 28, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff THE ROW—This year, in addition to the customary plastic tarps, red cups and the other accoutrements of the

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